RENOVATION STORY
Buying a fixer-upper? Here's a step by step through a whole-house renovation (Joanne's current home!)
Week 1: There goes the kitchen
Weeks 2–3: Utter destruction
Weeks 4–5: Bringing down the entire ceiling
Week 6: Camo nets and nerf cannons
Week 7: Downstairs floor be gone
Weeks 8–9: Watching the house start to grow
Weeks 10–11: Sorry lovely electrician
Weeks 12–13: Country vibe with a touch of glamour totally nailed
Weeks 14-15: Anaconda vomit all over the floor
Week 16-18: The sunset pink of setting plaster
Week 19-21: 10p sized mother of pearl buttons
Week 22-24: Agonising over the exact placement of the island
Week 25-28: The difference is like night and day
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